My Syncopation

I think I was just eye raped by a 14 year old.

I never thought I’d be the one thinking “my eyes are up here.”

Thought of the day

The only time someone says, “respect my opinion” is when their opinion is completely and utterly bat shit stupid.

HAHAHAHAHA! I’m going to kill someone.

The word ‘Like.’

I don’t know if this has come around recently or if I am just particularly slow at spotting growing patterns, but I think I’m well within my right to exclaim, “Why the fuck has the word ‘love’ been turned into a taboo?” It seems that nobody ‘loves’ anyone anymore. It always seems to be, “I like someone” or “do you like me?”

Using the word ‘like’ feels like such a cop-out. I assume in today’s ‘my life is so hard’ attitude using the word love has become taboo because it might come back to bite you an the ass. But surely the simple fact is that love will bite you on the ass whether you like it or not, (see what I did there.)

My issue is that saying you ‘like’ someone means you have a way to back out. If it turns out they don’t share your feelings it means you can back down by saying, “oh I didn’t mean it like that” (you lying bastard.) So essentially my generation and those below it have become cowards terrified of diving in a showing their emotions in full. (Yes I know the hypocrisy is spewing from my mouth like a fountain of bullshit.)

So instead of like I propose this: Instead of saying love you go one step further… basically you ‘gush’ (not an innuendo) and write something massively heart-felt, full of clingy metaphors and similes explaining how, “every time you call me a ‘good friend’ its like you’re ripping out my heart and showing it to me.” And then realise that that sounds stupid and takes a long time to type/text and just decide on. “I think I love you.” I can 100% guarantee, 5 year warranty that “I love you” will have a much bigger impact than, “I like you.”

Of course I’m in bed, alone, on a Friday during the holidays, on an old Tumblr at 2 o’clock in the morning… so maybe giving out advice on how to handle loving someone isn’t something I should be doing.

Ok password changed, if there is more spam then this blog is dead and I’ll attempt to close it down

Hey guys I just won a macbook

LOL JK Please disregard all spam on my page.

Just read some of the spam posts that somehow got on my tumblr.

You should all know it isn’t me because whoever wrote the advert is an illiterate twat.

“all i know is u don’t gotta pay.” <—- actual quote

I’ve never laughed so hard over a tumblr post in all my life.

Dear Sir/Madam

If you are reading this from my dashboard promptly move your ass away. If anyone is stupid enough to fall for your shit, they deserve to be scammed.

Sincerely

The cynacle cunt who will insult you two ways to fucking sunday.

One more thing

If I ever reblog anything that say “We’ve gotta do something” just know that its a virus and not me. I’m the kinda person that tells people that “reblogging/re-posting (on facebook)/re-tweeting anything to do with cancer/child abuse/animal cruelty/third world issues is completely fucking pointless and if the child/animal/cancer patient knew that all you were doing to help was press a button they’d spit in your face.” So if I start posting “We need to stop this.” or “Help these people” assume its not me because I’m more ‘Pro-action’ than ‘I’m going to make myself feel good by copying what someone else has done and then not do anything afterward.’